Thursday, December 31, 2009

happy fuckin NewYears!!!!

watch the whole videoo faggatsss

Gnar Neil & Kara

Neither passed out like they were at the beach... happy nye(zing)

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

If Bobby can turn wigger over night... I'm turning redneck... fuck it.

Monday, December 28, 2009

OMJ be Stuntin!

He just came up on these gucci stunnner shades at the outlets yesterday nah mean!

Sunday, December 27, 2009

This how we do shit in Fredneck

1000 beers could not make this feel better.. FOOT IS THE WORST!


Frederick Maryland's finest establishment. I seriously back this place and its world famous bloody mary's. Shit is off the chains!

Last night was insane

This is how we start our Sunday in frederick... tattooos to come...

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Get ya money right

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: "mike" <>
Date: Dec 26, 2009 4:12 PM
Subject: Get ya money right
To: "Benny blog" <>

Over here at the holland casino diggin it people pockets
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Yea, u were wrong...

If u thought the Hurwitz's were Jews.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Snowed in ??

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: "mike" <>
Date: Dec 19, 2009 2:44 PM
Subject: Snowed in ??
To: "Benny blog" <>

Fuck outta here. We got a 30 of billys,vodka,goat cum saki,whiskey and in case of a emergency a real sparx
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Friday, December 18, 2009

Oh? wigger what?

Yyeah, bobby worrest.... gold fronts kids. Get them or suck at skateboarding forever... or vice versa....

Goodbye black REAL Sparks +energy

Hello drunken hyper buzz!!!!

Oh Mrs. Claus

Thank you so much ;-)

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Movie Nite!

White Wine, PJ's, and The Hangover on DVD. Holla!


Shout out to smalls for sending me his personal copy since they ran out!!

Monday, December 14, 2009


After getting back into the city Saturday night after adventuring the woods on PG County til 2am we didn't hit many people would still be partying. This video was taken 5hrs later at about 7:30am of us partying hard at the OTL after hours spot where this continued til about 11am.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Lego Queen

But you already knew.

Monday, December 7, 2009

For rory

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: mike <>
Date: Mon, Dec 7, 2009 at 4:46 PM
Subject: For rory
To: Benny blog <>

Next level your fav restaurant plus steak. What's next budlight on tap
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Suicide Girl

We'll call her Baura Bolland... drinking and driving.

Sleep Zs

New best friends... apparently.

No fat boy

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: "mike" <>
Date: Dec 6, 2009 3:35 PM
Subject: No fat boy
To: "Benny blog" <>

We ate this food then went bowling.  I kicked the dog shit out of everyone in bowling I almost doubled bennys score
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry


---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: "mike" <>
Date: Dec 5, 2009 9:30 PM
Subject: Partying
To: "Benny blog" <>

While you were giving you gf a hickey me and dev child were destroying tequilla
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Friday, December 4, 2009

I hope one day I can start a family like this.

Suburban Heavy Metal Hippies. make sure to click the photo and peep their reflection.

Thursday, December 3, 2009


Tho it does not have +energy.  I have never seen RED Sparks!

Wednesday, December 2, 2009


In thomas circle. U can't tell what's showing cuz its to far away. They're taking it down tomorrow so come tonight for the times square atmosphere.

Hey Mikey!

Got them back... just in time for GVC three stair tomorrow!

Gay of the Day

If Pete Wentz & Boy George met... and fucked... they'd make this dude. Thanks to Adam Lambert for sucking so everyone can laugh.

Monday, November 30, 2009

Real talk

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: "mike" <>
Date: Nov 29, 2009 8:44 PM
Subject: Real talk
To: "Benny blog" <>

Mr  buttons and luci are fucking adorable
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Urban outfitters

Me and tommy are retiring heidi made it.  

From mike

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Dear Spanish store,

That's false advertising.

Friday, November 27, 2009


Make your own assumptions.

Natty Light is tight!

But I've known this since my days of lurking WVU.

Thursday, November 26, 2009


Sabrina and I hate our families so we're sharing this instead.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Not even close

It's hard for me to believe that at one point i was semi-stoked on this happening in our city. I used to say, "It's about time real world is in DC" but a few months into the filming i totally lost interest and even forgot that the jock, the gay dude, the bitch, the black guy, and whatever the other token characters they have where lurking the streets of DC. I saw a it pop up on twitter that the show would be airing soon and decided to check out the trailer. I'd like to sum up my review with one simple word we all know and love, LAME. Not even close Mtv, you already let me down.

Case Race 2009!


TEAM 2: New Jersey-Wig-Neck


These three teams had been training for 6 months and it was finally time. MISSION: two people, one case, twelve beers each, your team finishes first you win. Sounds simple? well there were a few rules. 1.) NO shotguns & No beer bongs 2.) there is one designated drinking area and you cannot leave that area with a beer in your hand 3.) when finish a beer u must prove it by turning it upside down on your head to make sure none spills out 4.) NO PUKING!

Team New Jersey-Wig-Neck started off strong, and i mean strong. Three beers under their belts each while The 4EVER YOUNGs were still on two each and Bobby was holding it down on his own waiting for the other half of TEAM POP-TARTS to arrive. To make a long story short The New Jersey-Wig-Necks keep the lead until the end and finished first. We had all excepted our harsh loss when it happened... I entered the bathroom to find not a toilet but a bath tub filled with puke! Walking back out to the living room i saw this...

one half of the New Jersey-Wig-Necks chillin while the other half was knocking on deaths door. hmmmm... i wonder who's twelve bud-lights/chunks of jumbo slice where in the tub? needless to say the NJ-Wig-Necks got the "D.Q." but unfortunately it was to late for the rest of us. When we thought we had already lost we went down to the stoop and made new friends outside which resulted in us sharing our last beer/shorting our case by only ONE EACH!

FINAL RESULT: no winner =(

I guess this means there is going to be a rematch in the near future...

to be continued...

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Thursday, November 19, 2009

The Dennis System

I used to live my life by this system... I thought I invented it? Anyways, its true and it works... but best of all you can now say catch frases like "he's DENNISin' her." Example: "So Billy, u and Sara getting serious huh?" Billy replied,"nah dude, juss DENNISin' her." Once the Dennis System fails you could always come in with the M.A.C.(Move-in After Completion)... or the magnums and $$HUNDOS$$

Dear benny

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: "mike" <>
Date: Nov 19, 2009 5:31 PM
Subject: Dear benny
To: "Benny blog" <>

Your new schedule sucks!!  I'm drinking alone. What happened to p.f.f.p.   You left me hanging.   Tomorrow better be amazing or I'm gonna be shopping for a new bestie
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Holy Cullen!!

Legit first name of our shoppers helper guy RIGHT before we're going to see the New Moon sneak peak!!!

Sweet Water Tavern!

Beer Samplers, tumble weed crab cakes and native americans.

Team Edward

Getting STOked for the extra early New Moon premire!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Last of a Dying Breed

Yes its true that they stopped making REAL Sparks with energy(ginseng, guarana, taurine) in fact it has been about, if not a little longer than a year. Yes its true that from time to time we have been known to discover REAL Sparks w/ energy in the light blue can(light blue=diet). But now that I have your attention I would like to state that I am the the last person in the world with not only a REAL orange Sparks but a REAL black Sparks as well. How did i obtain the two rarest items in the universe you ask? Please, let me explain.

My journey began about 3months ago when it became fact that all REAL sparks were extinct shy of some light blue diet ones popping up around town sporadically. It was on the last day of RORYPALOOZA 2 and after having done beer bongs the entire 3hr ride home from The REAL OC i was still ready to go! or "Party Mode" if you will. Arriving back in the city i decided to go to my friend's apartment to keep the party going as usual. I stumbled towards the fridge to grab a delicious Bud-Light only to keep my B.A.C. up enough to avoid death when it happened... as soon as i put my hand on the beer i noticed something much more magnificent. There it was the REAL black Sparks, were my eyes playing tricks on me? NO! i casually asked my friend, "hey, u gunna drink that?" he replied, "nah dude, that's all you... somebody left that shit here." So i took the REAL black Sparks stuffed it in my fanny pack, faked a stomach ache and left immediately. When i got home after a 25 minute shit faced bike ride i placed the magical malt beverage safely in my refrigerator. REAL Black Sparks, CHECK!

For the safety of myself and others i will be changing names and places for this half of my story. FLASH FORWARD to one week ago, My friend "Willy" was having the first of this new monthly parties he will be hosting as DJ at a bar we'll call "IIEF CHIKES". As the night went on and the bottles were becoming empty and the ugly girls were looking more and more attractive i was walking towards the bar for last call when i tripped over some passed out kook on the floor and fell to my knees. To this day i cannot thank that drunk idiot enough, for without him lying in my path causing me to fall i would have never seen that orange and chrome can twinkling in the light behind the bar like it were Edward Cullen on a sunny day. When i saw that the coast was clear i made my move... looking both ways dashing behind the bar grabbing the REAL orange Sparks then stuffing it down the front of pants to disguise it as my second dick. The night was over, we left "IIEF CHIKES" and i was able to black out and time travel home worry free.

So there you have it! You now know how i became the luckiest man on Earth. Please, someone... anyone i dare you to find even one black or orange REAL Sparks+Energy and supply me with photographic evidence. Remember, REAL Sparks have the words "ginseng, guarana, taurine" and a plus sign "+" printed on the can without those two characteristics you are just drinking a smirnoff ice.

No Fat Boy

McApple-Pie-Flurry... new flavor... try it...

Monday, November 16, 2009

Sunday, November 15, 2009

The 4ever Youngs

Mike partied all weekend. I slept all weekend. We're both still gettin it in right now 9pm at Haydee's w/ our ladiessss. Goddamn this mee-he-can band is loud... especially sense there's a newborn baby in the booth next to us.